Goldeneye

I have a rather large gold spot in my right eye.

I can tell when someone who is looking at me has figured this out because they gain this look of pure bewilderment. I immediately say "Why yes I have a rather large gold dot in my eye."

It's a pretty funny conversation starter.

Tonight I got asked if that was my real eye color. After I went into my spiel about my eye the guy said, "I was just going to say that you have some of the most beautiful eyes."

Totally awkward. I have no idea how I do it but I manage to make some of the simplest situations awkward.

None the less I enjoyed the compliment. Even though it was given to me by a thirty year old opera singer whose make-up I was doing.

I don't know why I attract eccentric awkward older men...